What's up Doc?

J: Tomorrow I'll be on MC.. So anytime you wanna hang out just gimme a buzz yeah.
Binx: Aiks.. you can already predict that you're gonna be sick tomorrow ah? Terror....
J: Ala.. standard ah.. pegi jumpa Dr., kerut-kerut sket dahi tuh.. buat muka selebet...

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At the clinic:-

Dr. X: So what's wrong with you young man?
J: I'm not sure laa Dr... I am so stressed for the past few days that my head feels like exploding.
Dr. X: Whoa.. that bad ah? Oh my.. I guess it must really be serious.. Look at your hands..it's shaking...
J: (Looking at shaking hands - good job guys!) Hmmm... yeah.. It's been at it for a few days already.
Dr. X: Ok.. I'll prescribe you an anti-stress pill to be taken for so-so... until you feel back to normal yeah.. Don't overworked yourself..
J: Thanks Dr... No I won't.

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Two months back, I was damn late for work (very late) that I've decided to fake an MC.. However, being the innocent me, I sucked at this faking sick business. So, I seek the expertise of J... and he asked me to pull the same trick illustrated above..

Me: J... help!.. How to fake an MC?
J: Eh.. Don't tell me you never done it before?
Me: Hey dude... this is me you're talking to.. Of course not!..
J: Hahahahaha... yeah.. I forgot laaa..
J: Ok Ok.. ala cakap je stress..
Me: Stress? You think the Dr. will buy it ah?
J: Of course... Don't forget the hand shaking part though.. That's critical.
Me: Hmmm... tgk la...

I was not convinced.. So I asked Nai & Ejan (other fake MC experts)... (the conversation was carried out through e-mail)

Me: Girls....! So how? J asked me to...(explain the whole story)
Ejan: *lol* My god girl....! You sure pandai buat lawak pagi2 nieh ek...
Me: Hey... mana ada lawak.. Im dead serious laa....
Nai: Hahahahahaha..... nampak sangat you nieh tak pandai tipu
Ejan: Tuh ah... lurus bendul
Ejan: Ala... cakap je apa-apa.. Sakit kepala ke.. sakit perut ke... Ada ke stress? Aaaaa Dr... tlg.. I'm so stress.. please gimme an MC... hahahahaha.. You crack me up...
Me: eeeeiiiiii....... keji tau.....

I ended up with the sakit kepala excuse and got away with it.

However, my point of discussion is... how far have you ever stretched the truth to obtain an MC? I mean, what was the reason you gave? It's easier for the girls to fool the Dr.. Cakap aje period cramps terus dapat MC.. But you can't fake it every time kan.. Plus the Dr. can monitor your cycle kan...

So.. do indulge me with your thoughts...............