Friday, November 28, 2008

Confession of a Jet Setter



Tajuk macam bagussss aje kan....

I just got back from a day trip to Langkawi. My second day trip there for the month. It might not be my last for the year too...

I don't really mind going to the yard there though. Out of the three yards that we have, I love going to the Langkawi yard the most. Mana tak nya.... Breathtaking view, beautiful and expesive yachts everywhere Plus, I get to borong lots and lots of chocolates!

However, what I actually want to blog about it the terrible service that I have experienced with our national airline yesterday.

On my flight to Langkawi

All the passengers had boarded the plane and all set for departure. Suddenly, the co-pilot made a weird announcement:

"Good morning Ladies and Gentlemen, errr.... welcome on board MH1430. I am (I can't remember his name). There is errrr... a slight delay to our journey to Langkawi as the flight engineer is errr.... currently checking erre... 'something' in the air craft. eerrr... It might take us err... 20 to 30 minutes to rectify the problem......bla bla bla..."

The mere mentioned of the word "something" got everyone suspicious, especially after having heard of the terrorist attack news in Mumbai. Dah la bagi announcement pun takde confidence langsung... I know it was not a scripted announcement, but I think it would have been better if the announcement was made by the head steward.

2 minutes later, the head steward made another annoucement:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to inform you that we need to empty the aircraft in order for the flight engineer to change the battery of the aircraft. The change will take around 20 to 30 minutes and we shall continue our journey to Langkawi once the problem is rectified....."

WTF!

Change the battery? Aren't they suppose to check every component of the aircraft BEFORE allowing the passangers to go on board?!

The change too around 20 minutes but it took them at least another 20 minutes to take off from KLIA. Consequently, we landed in Langkawi airport almost an hour behind schedule!

My flight back to KL later that evening was also delayed. However, it was due to the terrible weather.

I know that the 'red low cost carrier' is championing the 'on-time guarantee' cause. And so far I have yet to experience any delays after they have launched the campaign.

How I wish that the national airline can do the same. They should not be complacent about their service because they know that most of their corporate clients will definitely prefer to fly with them rather than the 'red low cost carrier'. However, I know for sure that there were a lot of disgruntled passangers yesterday that was comparing the level of services between the two airlines and were highlighting their intention to switch airline should the level of service by the national carrier does not improve.

Hey... my company did not spend RM799 for my ticket to get a lousy service! I for one would rather fly with the 'red low cost carrier' if it means no waiting and on-time arrival guaranteed.




binx: i'm off to kemaman on monday *sob* *sob*




Monday, November 17, 2008

Ahhhhchoooo....!



I have been sneezing non-stop ever since I stepped in the car this morning!

Arrghhh..... I hate being sick... And I've been sick for over 4 times this year, which is more than the usual 1 time a year.

I wished I got myself an MC today. Then I would not have to sit in the 2 management committee meetings scheduled today....

Gosh... I really hope that the sneezing fit would not start later. How laa to control your sneezing? Habis laa nanti all the members of the senior management demam pulak....







binx: the new template is a work in progress...

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

An update... finally!



Things have been crazy lately.

Work has been demanding. We (my colleague and I) have been asked to do all sort of tasks, from a simple task of organising a management meeting at a hotel, to drafting a letter to the Country's #2 on a Saturday until late night and hand-delivered it to the BIG boss's house that very night and collected it the very next morning (on a SUNDAY!) to make necessary amendments before sending him a fresh copy to be delivered, travelling to all the Group's yards, coming up with all the strategic reports with ridiculous datelines (without knowing the first thing about what was to be expected out of the reports).

We are the Jack of all trades and a master of none. We seemed to be doing everything that our dear boss throws on our plate and more! Never did we complaint on the strain that it had taken on our lives.

Our stress level had shot up to the level where we are thinking of jumping ship (again!). I kept going home and requesting for Mr Judge to buy me a push-cart where I can start selling 'goreng pisang' in front of our apartment... It is better to sell 'goreng pisang' than to be subjected to all the nonesense that people throw at us at the office. At least, I'll get paid accordingly while not having to worry when my ass is going to get kicked.

I get tired even thinking about it. *sigh*

On the family front, we'll be staying at the in-law's for the next month or so coz FIL and MIL are off for their Haj trip this coming Thursday. We are instructed to hold the fort and look after the Mr Judge's siblings while FIL and MIL are away. There goes our privacy of having our own cozy little nest with warm and comfy bed. However, I guess that is the sacrifice that you have to make once you are married kan... Oh well, let's just hope that the arrangement is not permanent (I bet FIL would love to make it permanent).

"Here comes the wicked step mother... heheheh"

Wish me luck on the new temporary venture!




binx: i'm off to Langkawi! *sigh*

Friday, October 17, 2008

Lawak orang stress



A new fresh-graduate exec just joined the department. He was assigned to do some reading on the project that I was in charge of.

Fresh Grad (FG): What are the things that I am suppose to know about this project?
Me: LOTS of things. Why don't you read up this document. (handed him the document)
FG: Thanks! (walking towards his cubicle)
Me: Eh... buat copy laaa.. I want the document back.
FG: (giving me an unsatisfied look).. Eii.. bully!
Me: (confused) Huh? Mana ada bully.. Buat copy laa for your file.
FG: OK la... Nak air apa? (walking towards the pantry)
Me: Huh?
FG: Tadi suruh buat kopi....
Me: MUAHAHAHHA... ROTLOL! Orang suruh photocopy the document laa bukan buat air kopi!
FG: OOOooooo.... (muka malu tak tau nak sorok kat mana). Lain kali cakap terang-terang.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHa......

Moral of the story: Always bully the new recruits. Coz even though you don't want to, they are already expecting to be bullied.


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Four managers where sitting in the Director's room to go over the new "campaign" launched by the Company. During the serious discussion, suddenly....

Manager 1: Eh.. cicak! (pointing towards the Director's wall)
Director: Eiii... mana?! (Jumping off her chair and edging towards the door)
Manager 2: Come I whack it with this paper...
Director: Don't! I don't want it to run. Someone have to catch it!
Manager 3: Let me do it! I'm not afraid of cicaks...
Manager 4: Becareful. Nanti dia masuk your sleeves.
Manager 3: No lar... pass me a paper please..

When she pressed the paper against the wall and collected the lizzard, part of it's tail remained stuck on the wall...

Director: Eiii... dah kering laaa...
Manager 1: Laa ye ke... meaning dah lama laa dia kat situ...
Manager 2: I seriously thought that it was a wall deco coz I've noticed that it was already there for quite some time...

Moral of the story: Bilik boss memang sentiasa kotor... If you want a good increment, just pretend that you didn't see any creepy things crawling in her room.





binx: *sick*

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Hari Raya for Bibik Part VI



Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V


Salam sejahtera dan Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri kepada pembaca semua....

Iya, Bibik kembali lagi untuk menceritakan sambutan Hari Raya Bibik pada tahun ini. Bibik tidak terlupa untuk mencoretkan kisah Bibik pada tahun ini, walaupun Bibik sudah menjadi "Mrs. Bibik". Bibik mintak maaf diatas kelewatan coretan ini karna terlalu banyak benda yang harus Bibik selesaikan sebelum Bibik dapat betul-betul concentrate untuk menulis di belog ini.

Seperti tahun-tahun sebelumnya, Bibik beraya di rumah Ibuk sekeluarga pada tahun ini. Bibik telah berjaya memujuk suami Bibik untuk beraya di TTDI dahulu. Jadi kami berdua bermalam dirumah Ibuk bagi menolong Ibuk, Cik Puan dan BiJu dengan persiapan terakhir Raya.

Pada malam Raya itu, kami sekeluarga sibuk didapur! Potong lemang, perap ayam, potong sayur-sayuran untuk dibuat lodeh, dan banyak lagi. Sungguh ribut Bibik dibuatnya. Tetapi kami tetap bersuka-ria, usik mengusik antara satu sama lain. Sudah menjadi kebiasaan kami begitu setiap tahun. Yang jadi magsa iyalah BiJu.. :)

Pagi Raya kami semua ke masjid untuk menunaikan Solat Sunat Aidilfitri. Waduh... ramai bener umat di kampung Bibik yang keluar bersembahyang. Sehinggakan Bibik terpaksa sembahyang diluar majid, diatas lantai marmar yang sejuk bangat. Nasib baik kuthubah nya tidak panjang pada tahun ini. Mungkin tok imamnya, seperti Bibik, juga terbayang-banyang nasi impit dah kuah kacang yang sedang menunggu di rumah.

Tahun ini Bibik telah jalankan 'double duty' dimana Bibik berkhidmat bukan sahaja di rumah Ibuk, tetapi juga di rumah mertua Bibik pada hari yang sama. Alangkah terkejutnya Bibik pabila Bibik lihat rumah mertua Bibik penuh dengan tetamu ketika Bibik sampai ke Hulu Langat. Terus padam harapan Bibik untuk sama-sama pergi beraya dengan keluarga Bibik yang lain ke rumah sedara kami di Sepang. Dengan automatiknya Bibik terus kedapur dan menyapai sepan untuk membasuh pinggan-pinggan yang sudah menimbun banyak nya... Gawat Bibik... Gawat...

Tetamu yang hadir tidak putus-putus sehingga ke malam hari!

Pada tahun ini juga Bibik telah diajar oleh ibu mertua Bibik masakan-masakan kegemaran suami Bibik. Hendak tak hendak, terpaksa Bibik akur, duduk di dapur dan belajar. Jika tidak nanti susah... Gawat....

Kedengaran juga suara-suara sumbang yang menanyakan jika perut Bibik ini buncit karna berisi ataupun buncit karna banyak makan. Waduh waduh... Rimas betul Bibik pabila pertanyaan sedemikian diajukan kepada Bibik berulang kali... Mau saja Bibik sumbat mulut mereka dengan lemang sebuluh... Gawat Bibik... Gawat...

Pada dasarnya hari raya pada tahun ini sungguh meriah sekali bagi Bibik. Walaupun gawat sentiasa, tetapi Bibik rasakan ianya sungguh bermakna sekali. Terutama sekali inilah pertama kali Bibik beraya sebagai seorang isteri. Keperluan suami semua berjaya Bibik jaga dan penuhi. Tambahan lagi, keluarga baru Bibik telah menerima Bibik seadanya dan sangat baik terhadap Bibik. Alhamdulillah.....

Diharap teman sekalian juga telah menempuhi hari raya pada tahun ini dengan baik. Jika ada cerita menarik, ceritakan lah kepada Bibik. Bibik ini memang gemar mendengar cerita, terutama sekali gossip-gossip yang hangat....

Jika kelapangan, sila laa berkunjung ke teratak Bibik yang baru.

Hingga ketemu lagi di hari lebaran yang lain... Daaa.....




bibik binx: gawat.... gawat....

Monday, September 29, 2008

The end of 4:30 am cooking....




YEAY!



Binx & family




binx: i'm still @ work :((

Monday, September 22, 2008

Baby talk...



I always hear women exchanging stories about their kids. However, I recently had the chance to be included in a conversation between 3 men that were exchanging facts about their kids.

Guy 1: Anak aku minum susu yang ada DHA aje. Susu lain semua tak bley jalan...

Guy 2: Anak aku pun sama. Mahal tuh susu dia..
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Guy 3: Anak aku jugak best. Mula2 kita orang bagi susu mahal, then tukar susu murah sikit, then susu murah lagi, and now minum je susu yang murah. Takde hal langsung. Bagi laa DHA ke BHA ke AAA ke... semua dia telan.

Guy 1: Untung la kau. Bini aku siap hunt for warehouse sale for susu. If skali pegi, borong berdozen tin susu. Maklum laa anak 3 orang.

Guy 2: Itu laa pasal. Kalau murah tuh murah sangat. Tapi wife aku notice that susu dekat kedai2 ubat Cina lagi murah dari dekat Gi@ant or T3sc0 tau.

Guy 3: Haaa.. dengar tuh Binx. Take note.. Nanti dah ada anak senang.

And they went on and on and on discussing the issue of diapers, baby formulas and toys for almost an hour. Mind you, the conversation took place at my cubicle where 2 of them were actually standing by the partition wall. Giler asyik bercakap pasal anak.

Seriously, I've never heard guys talk about kids and etc. for that long before. Certainly not with all the details bout the price of milk and diapers...

Gosh....




binx: do not speculate... :p