Lawak orang stress

A new fresh-graduate exec just joined the department. He was assigned to do some reading on the project that I was in charge of.

Fresh Grad (FG): What are the things that I am suppose to know about this project?
Me: LOTS of things. Why don't you read up this document. (handed him the document)
FG: Thanks! (walking towards his cubicle)
Me: Eh... buat copy laaa.. I want the document back.
FG: (giving me an unsatisfied look).. Eii.. bully!
Me: (confused) Huh? Mana ada bully.. Buat copy laa for your file.
FG: OK la... Nak air apa? (walking towards the pantry)
Me: Huh?
FG: Tadi suruh buat kopi....
Me: MUAHAHAHHA... ROTLOL! Orang suruh photocopy the document laa bukan buat air kopi!
FG: OOOooooo.... (muka malu tak tau nak sorok kat mana). Lain kali cakap terang-terang.
Me: MUAHAHAHAHa......

Moral of the story: Always bully the new recruits. Coz even though you don't want to, they are already expecting to be bullied.

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Four managers where sitting in the Director's room to go over the new "campaign" launched by the Company. During the serious discussion, suddenly....

Manager 1: Eh.. cicak! (pointing towards the Director's wall)
Director: Eiii... mana?! (Jumping off her chair and edging towards the door)
Manager 2: Come I whack it with this paper...
Director: Don't! I don't want it to run. Someone have to catch it!
Manager 3: Let me do it! I'm not afraid of cicaks...
Manager 4: Becareful. Nanti dia masuk your sleeves.
Manager 3: No lar... pass me a paper please..

When she pressed the paper against the wall and collected the lizzard, part of it's tail remained stuck on the wall...

Director: Eiii... dah kering laaa...
Manager 1: Laa ye ke... meaning dah lama laa dia kat situ...
Manager 2: I seriously thought that it was a wall deco coz I've noticed that it was already there for quite some time...

Moral of the story: Bilik boss memang sentiasa kotor... If you want a good increment, just pretend that you didn't see any creepy things crawling in her room.





binx: *sick*