Confession of an ex-girlfriend

psstt...



Let me tell you a secret...



Come closer...



Closer...



Closer la...



Ok dah.. Oi..! Don't laa hit the monitor..




*whisper* I still read my ex-boyfriend's email *whisper*



*lol*


Before you start forming an opinion on my revelation, let me tell you my story.


Why I did it?

Just to keep myself up-to-date on his progress. We broke-up on not so very good term la. Hence, we kinda took our separate ways after that. Who asked him not to change his password kan...? hehehe.. No, I don't read his mail religiously. I only do so when I really have nothing better to do and in need for some light entertainment.. (trust me.. the emails were entertaining).


What did I find out?

That he used to keep all my emails until recently. That he used to have photos of naked girls mailed to him (dunno laa real girls onnot). That he found himself a new gf. That his gf emailed him almost everyday. That they went on their first date at IKEA. hahahaha.. A lot I tell you..! I guess I kinda hit a jackpot when the gf decided to write the entire story on how they met and all kan (don't ask me why she did it.. maybe she knows that I will read it kut.. hehehe).. It kinda supplied me with all the missing pieces in the storyline.

I also found out that they are getting married or are already married by now. (If you are reading this, congratulations - from the bottom of my heart!)


So what?

Nothing. It's just that some ex-gfs play some revenge game with their exs. Some call and threaten their exs. Some play pranks on their exs and their current gfs. Some even go around telling grandfather story to everyone... about how useless the ex was.

However, I don't do all that. I just read his emails. And whenever I find a need to share the information with my friends (my closest friends laa.. not the entire world), I'll just forward it to them.. hahahaha...


Does it make me a bad person?

Maybe. But I don't really care.




Ok.. End of secret.



Let me share with you some tips that I have learnt after going through a break-up.

1. Change all your passwords after every break-ups. Actually, don't reveal any of your passwords to your partner in the very first place. Love doesn't mean that you have to share everything rite? Trust no one!
2. Do not.. I repeat.. Do not break-up with any of his friends just because the two of you are no longer a couple.
3. Don't go burning all the pictures or cards or everything else that he gave to you just because you hate the sight of it. It might be a good reminder of why you should not date people like him in the future. It also might be a good scrap paper for emergency situations like e.g. need to jot down important numbers; need some thick cards to "sendal" some uneven chairs, tables or cupboards; toys for your pets and many more.
4. If you provide any supplementary credit cards to him/her.. cancel it a.s.a.p!
5. Should you have any joint accounts, especially when you are the main contributor, make sure you close the account a.s.a.p. This happened to a friend of mine. All his money was withdrawn from "their" joint accounts after he broke-up with his gf. I never agree in starting one UNLESS you are already married laa. Same goes with the credit card...

That is all that I can think of as of now. Maybe you can share your views on this matter.

What say you?





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