Lawak 1
Mamak 1: Ane, nasi beriyani ayam 5!
Mamak 2: Siap!
Mamak 1: Tak mau nasi, tak mau ayam..
Mamak 2: errkk?
Lawak 2
Guy 1: Macha, teh tarik 1!
Mamak: Siap!
Guy 1: Tapi tak mau teh ah...
Mamak: huh?
Lawak 3:
Guy 2: Macha, teh O ais, tak mau ais 1!
Mamak: *garu kepala*
Lawak 4:
*This scene did not transpire at a mamak stall. Instead, it occurred in a small restaurant in Kelantan...
Waiter: Minum apa kak?
Girl: Sky juice satu dik...
Waiter: Sky juice? Errr... errr...
Girl: Ada tak dik?
Waiter: Err... err... ada...
(10 minutes later - after a commotion in the kitchen)
Waiter: Maaf ya kak.. sky juice kita org tak boleh buat hari nieh
Girl: Kenapa?
Waiter: Blender rosak..
Girl: errrkkk...
Well, I needed some cheering up... I hope it managed to make you smile too.
Have a GREAT week, people!
binx: Ha Ha Ha
7 comments:
dear
bagitau kat i kat mana nak cari sky juice kat kelantan tu eh? i nak ice blended version...
kekekekekeke... kelakar la... tak sabar nak citer kat hubby i.. sure dia gelak guling kekekekeke...
i lyke the last one! hmm...i should try it at home la, any type of blender will do right? kena letak air batu tak?
*where are youuuuuuuuuuuuu....
*LOL*..bwahahaha... i takde blender mcm mana nak blend sky juice ye...u must tell me which place this is so that next time i balik klantan..bleh chek dia ada blender ke tak..and then order..so dia takde excuse..hik hik...
cik_dee:
wah2.. ice blended version siap..
over laa mak buyung sorang nieh
:p
teek:
girl, preferably guna blender yg org buat milk shake tuh.. baru end product dia best.. ice-ikut sesedap rasa..
:p
marinadelrey:
am not sure la kat mana exactly the kedai.. if tak salah i kat KB kut..
but what if tetiba dia ckp buah 'sky' tuh dah habis? muahahahaha....
3six7:
hey mr evian... the incident happened like 10 years ago when ppl go around ordering sky juice just to sound cool..
teh 'o' limau tak mau limau eh... senang aje.. drive off to parit sulong , johor where byk parit2 kat situ penuh ngan natural air teh 'o'.. free flow babe..! :p
Milo ice kurang panas satu! ;)
Cheers!!! :D
ps>> bet the mamak diddn't show you any tricks :P
blender rosak? *ROTFL!!* tumbuk gune lesung batu ok gak pe. haha..
hyelbaine:
wah... pening mamak tuh nanti.. :p
mamak2 tak gheti tricks2 nieh suma.. if not nanti they can levitate sambil buat roti canai..
deyna:
tuh ah pasal... i tot of that too... cuba recommend kat starbucks.. hehehe..
;)
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