Friday, February 24, 2006

Can someone please clone ME?!!!



Received a call from Mom at 4.50 pm...

Mom: Binx! What time are you coming back today?
Binx: I'm not sure.. I might be late.. Why?
Mom: Your cat had poo poo'ed in front of the door!
Binx: Oh my! Who closed the toilet door?
Mom: I dunno.. Please come home immediately and clean it up!
Binx: But I have lots to finish up here..
Mom: I don't care.. Come home and clean it up!


Instruction from Zorro at 5.00 pm..

Zorro: Binx, we are going to do the 'call over' tonight!
Binx: But I have to rush back now.. (explain)
Zorro: I don't care.. We have lots to do tonight..
Binx: But.. but..
Zorro: Dah laa semalam balik awal coz sakit..
Zorro: No.. you are not going anywhere!
Binx: Tell you what.. Let me rush back now and clean it up
Binx: Then rush back here and we do the 'call over'.. ok?
Zorro: isk.... OK laaa... hurry up!


Suddenly the Auditor came over...

Auditor: Binx, can I go through with you some of the queries on the consol accounts?
Binx: Now?
Auditor: Yeah... it will only take a minute..
Binx: Ok sure..
yada.. yada.. yada.. yada.. ding.. dong..
(Time: 6.45 pm)
Binx: Tell you what.. can we continue this tomorrow.. I really have to rush
Auditor: Oh.. ok sure..


Half way through my journey, while stuck in the traffic jam, I decided to call Mom..
(Time: 7.10 pm)

Binx: Ma.. ada food tak tak rumah?
Mom: Takde.. why?
Binx: I'm on my way back.. but after cleaning to thing..I have to rush back to the office..
Mom: What?
Binx: Yeah laa.. You yang suruh I rush balik..
Mom: Well, the mess was already cleaned...
Binx: WHAT?!!!!
Binx: After all that I've gone through, the least you can do is call me, Ma...!


Luckily there was a U-turn nearby... Hence, I drove myself back to the office, after making a pit-stop at Insaf Nasi Beriyani (kempunan la pulak tetiba), and did the 'call over' with Zorro...


Instruction from Beast at around 12.30 am

Beast: Binx have you finished the new petrol station's property lists?
Binx: Erm.. I've finished doing the cut-off on the hardcopy..
Binx: I just need to amend the softcopy after this 'call-over'..
Beast: Why didn't you do it first? Then while the production people work on it, you can do the 'call over'!
Binx: But Zorro wanted to do the call over first...
Beast: I don't know how you people work laa... Wasting time..!
Beast: Go do it now.. and make sure you e-mail it to them tonight!
Beast: The Board meeting is at 11 am tomorrow you know.. We don't have much time..
Binx: Ok... sure...


*sigh*


It is now 2 am, and I just arrived home.. I still have a few more things to settle before I can hit the pillow...


*sigh*


If only I could clone myself... Then only the real BINX can sleep peacefully...





binx: I'm tired!


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

omigawd, you crazy woman! y la like dis? it's not worth it you know. i was a workaholic (still am?)too but takdela sampai camtu. take it easy k..just a few more days...

eddycute

Anonymous said...

giler la. what's wrong with the ppl at ur office?
just a lil bit moreee...hang in there!

may said...

may I introduce to you, Dolly... say hello, Dolly...*baaaa!* she's our cloned sheep, did pretty well, doncha think? now miss... how many clones would you like... 2? 3?

Lin said...

kesiannya!! It will be over soon. Then, treat yourself to a spa. I recommend Martha Tilaar. Really works! You will feel absolutely refreshed and brand new. I dah try dah.

Anonymous said...

Huggg..Binx..

-Jujul

Anonymous said...

G I L E R....
i guess u know it for sure mmg its G I L E R...1 thing im still amazed is that,how in the world u can do this? gee

Unknown said...

binxie babe
mayhap its a blessed thing that you will be leaving that rat race.
no job is worth the stress levels you are going through!

binx said...

eddycute:

i know it's not worth it.. I KNOW.. but i just can't walk out just like dat..

it's almost done.. we're suppose to sign off the annual report this coming week!

thanks :D


teek:

yeah.. sikit lagi..
thanks girl...


may:

hey there dolly!
ermm.. can u make it 5 ah?
1 for the beast
1 for zorro
1 for mom
1 to do my studies for me
1 for the auditors to bantai

:D


lin:

that sounds so tempting..
where about is the spa?
i saw one new one in ttdi smlm..
i think i'll go check that out soon..


Jujul:

thanks...
*hugs* u back


king:

errmmm.. maybe coz I just can't say no..
or maybe coz i'm IncrediBINX (muahahaha)
kidding!


izreen fara:

maybe laa kan..
mmg tak worth it langsung..
:D


kak nor:

yeah.. i know it's u..
thanks sooo much
sorry laa.. i was on my way back dah pun..