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Urat2 pun perit juga
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You know apa yang jadi pada semalam hari
I pindah rumah you see
Tapi baik jugak sudah boleh unpack
Kalau tidak baju I berterabur dalam 3 bag!




Rumah sewa saya hanya rumah kampung
Banyak kucing dah juga burung
Letaknya tak jauh from Batu Buruk
Nasib baik I check langsung takde beruk




We all ingat boleh la makan angin
Sekali masuk rumah terus naik hangin
Kotor giler macam tongkang pecah
Nasib baik 'bibik' professional sangat lincah

After 10 kali mop baru la lantai kilat sudah
Tapi I learnt that mopping while talking memang bawak padah
Habuk masuk susah nak ludah
Nasib baik tak sakit and kena bedah




The rumah kampung very nice you see
The toilet so clean so I can poo poo and pee
The kitchen so big but we have no sudu
Last2 we sahur maggi with our jari, what to do....




You know what time we finished cleaning?
Pukul 2 pagi until we pun pening
Thought sleeping would be good for our own sake
Tapi ayam bising rasa cam nak bunuh buat ayam golek!!!

The ayam so irritating berkokok buat orang tension
I wish I could get a pistol and shoot the chicken
I would like to tanya !... kalau you in my place
You tentu tembak dia jadi... what will you do !
You jugak tentu tembak dia jadi... what... will... you... do
Do like I do lah !... Do like i do !... eh !... like i did !


hahaha.. no I didn't tembak the chicken.. but if it keeps bugging my sleep maybe I'll make ayam golek out of it..


have a good weekend ppl... I'm heading off to Kota Bharu after work to eat the authentic nasi kebau, laksam & akok.. *grokkk.. grokk...*




binx: sakit pinggang.. tlg urut.... can?