I keep on falling.....

While busy preparing the Board papers for a meeting next week, the Company Secretary decided to share a funny story that had happened 30 years ago in one company's Board meeting...

Director A, who was also a Yang Berhormat, was one of the directors that attended the meeting. He was sitting opposite the said Company Secretary and was busy swiveling his chair throughout the meeting. Please note that during that time, the swivel chairs were still new. Hence, Director A was enjoying the excitement of the swivel chair.

Suddenly, 20 minutes into the meeting, the Company Secretary noticed that Director A's chair was empty. Even the Chairman noticed it

CS: Tiba-tiba tengok Director A hilang....
Us: Mana dia pegi?
CS: Dia duk syok swivel in his chair, suddenly ter'slip' jatuh kerusi
Us: *rotflol*
CS: I masa tuh duk tahan nak gelak...
CS: Mana boleh gelak time meeting, dah laa ada 8 other directors
Us: Then what happened?
CS: The Chairman didn't know what to do...
CS: So he actually checked under the table to make sure Director A was there..
Us: *rotflol*
CS: Director A then climbed back on his chair, while duk betulkan songkok dia
CS: Muka dia control aje..
CS: The director next to me was poking me with his elbow trying hard not to laugh
Us: *rotflol*

Sakit perut we all gelak... Sampai keluar air mata...


Another story about falling was told by the father of a 3 year-old boy.

Dad: You know what happened the other day?
Me: No.. what happened?
Dad: My kid went out with his brother...
Dad: And being the typical perasan besar kid that he is..
Dad: He wouldn't let the brother hold his hand...
Dad: So the brother assume that the lil' kid will follow him lar..
Dad: Tiba-tiba tgk adik dia dah hilang..
Me: Where did he go?
Dad: The brother retraced his steps, tgk2 adik dia dalam longkang..
Me: *rotflol*
Dad: Brother dia tanya ah camne bley jatuh longkang..
Dad: and the lil kid jawab...

"Abe nyo langkoh besar, adik nyo langkoh kechek.. Skali adik langkoh longke' jatuh... Habih keno air char.. Busuk banga adik..."

Translation: "Your steps are bigger than mine. So when I tried to step over the drain, I fell.. And now I'm covered with sewer water and I'm all smelly"


Me: *rotflol*

One final story about falling...

This happened almost 10 years ago in my old school.

While we were having our lunch at the dining hall, which were facing the guy's dorm, we saw my classmate, Toron walking towards the hall. He was walking along the drain with another friend.

Then suddenly, out of the blue (takde angin takde ribut) we saw him with his two legs on one side of the drain and his two hands on the other side of the drain. His body was facing up, macam kura-kura terbalik gitu...

I guess he didn't think that anyone would notice it cause he quickly straightened up and walk straight to the hall to get his lunch as if nothing happened. Only a few of us that saw the incident had a good hard laugh at him in class the next day.

I bet you would have your share of stories about falling incidents.. Do share it with us...


Have a great weekend people.. Make sure you don't fall k..




binx: selok perut gelok