24 hrs hiatus...

Would you believe me if I said that I was abducted yesterday?


Yups... no kidding...!


It all began with an sms that I received after Subuh that asked for a meet up around noon.

I actually agreed to the meet up and went to the agreed location at the said time. However, as soon as I've arrived, the person had forced me to follow him for a trip out of town for 2 whole days! And I was cornered into driving him to the said place without my consent. #^%$@#$@%$!

It's one thing to make me drive him there, but criticizing my driving capabilities throughout the entire journey was another thing! How can one resist not to speed on an empty highway? The sheer fact that I was actually fasting kept me from lashing out verbal replies to my abductor.

As soon as we've arrived at our destination, I thought I could actually lie down and play dead for the rest of the day. Little did I know that the trip was not a leisure trip and there was more duties that I needed to carry out.

First, there was the matter of preparing the berbuka meal. I was straight away put to work around the dirty and yucky kitchen. Very the geli ok... I was forced to stand over the open stove for 2 hours frying everything that they have lined up on the counter...

... goreng ayam
... goreng tempe
... goreng tauhu
... goreng ikan
... goreng sayur
... semua laa goreng... *sigh*

At one time I felt like fainting due to fatigue... Penat drive for 4 hours straight tak habis lagi have to berdiri for another 2 hours... Memang mencabar keimanan sungguh!

After berbuka, I had 2 hours to actually stretch my aching muscles before I was forced to face the open stove once again. This time, I had to fry 2 packets of mee hoon and also tons of bananas... Don't these people ever stop eating? *sigh*

I, on the other hand, had to refrain myself from eating more than necessary to avoid the urge of going to the loo. You see, I am very sensitive when it comes to toilet hygiene. I can't go, unless the toilet is clean and not yucky... Once when I was doing my A-levels, I would rather hold the urge to go to the toilet till I get back to the hostel rather than going to the toilet that was just next to my class.

That night, I had to wear an over-sized smelly t-shirt and a worn out kain batik to sleep, since the only clothes that I have with me was the ones I had on my back (blue shirt and jeans). Furthermore, I was put to sleep in a room full of mosquitoes and no fan. How cool is that? NOT COOL at all! Plus, I missed my internet dosage for the day!!!

After a hellish night, I managed to torture my abductor into agreeing to go back to civilization that day itself. And by 11 am, we were already on our way back to KL with lots and lots of freshly picked rambutan in my car's trunk.




Thank God that I am now in the comfort of my own room, on my comfy bed and leisurely surfing the net and updating this blog. Plus, I get to snack on those delicious rambutan too!


I never EVER want to be abducted EVER again!





binx: clean toilet at last...!!!