Confession of a gas woman...

I remembered watching one episode from the Sex and the City, where Carrie was afraid that she and Mr. Big won't be sharing the same bed again after she did the most natural thing one morning - she accidentally farted in bed! To her, it's ok for the men to fart.. but women never farts in front of the boyfriends. It's a big NO-NO.

Well.. If that's the case, then I will be doomed to not share my bed with any men.

Why, you might ask?

Since the early days of my university years, I have been having gas attacks. It suddenly attacked me one night, when I can't stop burping to a point that I had to throw out the entire content of my stomach. The weird part was, Lil' Sis had the same attack at about the same time at home (I was staying at the uni's apartment).

Ever since that day, I can never control the burping and farting activity in my body. If someone sits right next to me and massages his/her shoulder, I would start burping non-stop. Yeah, I am that weird. (No, I do not fart loudly in public :p ). If Lil' Sis is around, we'll become the burping duo, making weird burping sounds that can be orchestrated into songs..

I have been feeling a little under the weather for the past week. Hence, Mom had finally got tired of me complaining and called a professional 'tukang urut' last night. The moment she touches my skin, the kakak just could not stop burping - a sign that my body is full of gas. Every inch of my body was full with gas.

The sound emitted in the room was... 'musical' to the frog's ear. Macam katak panggil hujan. First, the kakak started to burp. Then, I followed her with extra bunyi-bunyian from down under. Luckily there was no candles lighted in the room. If not, I bet the room would have caught fire by the amount of gas that have been emitted. *tutup hidung*

After the massage, I felt light... Mana tak nya kan, all the gases have been released. However, my stomach felt like there was a hurricane twirling in it. Grrrooookkkk... grrroookkkk.....


Then suddenly....


prrrrooooooooottt.....


prrroooooooooottt...


prrroooooooooottt...


The gas woman have been released! And now she just can't stop farting....!

binx: prrroooooottt...