Outside GSC cinema....
Girl: Yang, ketiak you bau ke? (sniffing the guy's armpit)
Guy: Nope.. it's not me....
Girl: (glancing right and left) Then sapa?
Guy: (pointing to the right) Mamat belakang tiang nieh haa...
Girl: (intai-intiai) Ugghh... ooook... noted!
Guy: Hopefully he won't be watching the same movie lar rite..
Girl: I sure hope sooo...
The GIRL entered the movie hall alone since the GUY went to the Gents first. As she finally located their seats at the end of the hall and about to settle down, a group of guys came in and sat in the row in front of them. Much to her horror, the stinky armpit guy was amongst them!! Memang bau semerbak lar kan...
She took out her handphone and sent a S.O.S message to the GUY...
"Yang, mamat ketiak busuk is sitting in front of us!"
From the corner of her eye, she saw that the girl that was sitting next to her was trying her best to cover her nose. God! He stinks real bad ok.... They exchanged knowing glances and the girl next to her too noted that she was actually holding up her shawl over her nose.
Then another couple came in and sat exactly next to the Stinky Armpit Guy. The GIRL and the GUY wondered how the couple are going to survive throughout the 2 hour movie, breathing in the bad B.O. However, before the movie even started the couple made a smart move to jump a few rows in front (they were lucky that the hall was not full). The girl who sat next to the GIRL and the GUY, and her boyfriend, too had abandoned their seats (since they are sitting directly in front of the Stinky Armpit Guy).
All the while, the Stinky Armpit guy was oblivious to his surroundings. The GIRL can't imagine how can someone not notice that the people around him are going out of their way just to avoid breathing in his bad B.O. And how can his group of friends not say anything to him about his bad B.O?
Urrgghhh.......
peachy-smelling-binx: I hate B.O.!
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I'd rather call it Chanel No 17... at least it's nicer-sounding compared to B.O
By the way, can someone tell me why I can't post my blog?
HELLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!
i think he has no clue of his BO
Melady Binx:
Hehehehehehe ... I bet that sure make your day eheheheheheh...
A gift -
Old Wives Tales
An old wives tale,
would never be stale,
would never make a son go pale,
would never make a daughter wail.
As ancient as it hails,
it is the wind that move one sail,
it is the nothern star that guide one trough the nightmares tail,
it is the wisdom that makes one prevail.
An Old Wives Tale,
a lady's chain mail.
though it looks so very frail,
a big wound would it avoid without fail.
Wait 'till you're flying across the pacific sitting right next to a person emitting awful,awful stench.
Ewwwwwww!!!! Now, that's an understatement.....you can imagine the rest.
Princess
N/B: gravtkills: Are you suggesting we present him with some deodorant sticks? See if he gets the message?...*wink!*
Back in my u/grad days, we did that trick hoping that this person would take notice and wonder why we gave him some deodorant and to our amazement, he stored away the gift and went on about radiating his "aroma" like nobody's business. Unbelievable!!! Grrrr...
BO? a zara perfume to curtail that two letter words of his!
masterdemons is so generous, I'm astounded by the high literature of his works :)
The Girl and Guy, do i know them?
ehem..."yang"? heh heh.
I once sat next to a guy wearing Chanel No. 17 (echoing fairyGodMum), although it was not THAT bad, i have to keep on leaning to the other side, to make it worse..it was a full house and the Chanel guy keep on muttering something to himself. scary.
fairygodmother:
what's the significance of no 17? ke main letak je the number? hehehe...
i hope ur blog dah ok by now..
gravtkills:
maybe.. but y didn't his friends tell him bout it? apa punya kawan lar like dat... :)
demonsinme:
make my day?
urgghh.. in a smelly way, maybe...
:p
thanks for the gift...
princess:
i bet that must have been much worse kan.. urrgghh...
ur friend tuh mmg terror! mmg unbelievable.. hahaha...
thewailer:
can the ZARA perfume actually cover the bad stench? i doubt it...
;)
teek:
ini hanyalah cerita rekaan semata-mata.. tiada kaintan dengan yang hidup atau mati :p
how can u concentrate on the movie with the bad smell ek? sungguh power daya konsentrasi (sp?) anda...
You'll never know that it may be his 'Heroes' power. The power to stench at will. Its a sign.
Hahahha...'Heroes' power. God help us all if that's the greatest 'gift' one can get!
*chuckles*
Some people don't realise they have BO. We have this guy in college who's like that. Everytime he walks into a room, everybody "discreetly" cover their noses or stay upwind from him.
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