Have you ever noticed the lorry that goes around the neighborhood selling mattresses?
"Tilam.. Tilam..."
I once bought a mattress from an uncle Tilam before, back in the uni days. The tilam was errmm.. how shall I say it.. lembik.. Once you seat on it, it just sinks right in. So tak sedap...
Why am I talking about mattresses? Well, I am very much infuriated by a Mr. Tilam (bukan nama sebenar) this morning. Why we call him tilam, I shall not say. However, the thing that Mr. Tilam did was very unforgiving...
1st: He promises to submit something to me earliest by Wednesday last week. And guessed when I received that something... Yesterday!, after the official working time for us, Muslims, at 4.45 pm.
2nd: After checking his something, I detected some major errors in it and went in search for him to rectify it this morning. I told him gently about it, guessed what he did.. He snapped at me! The mistake was his, and not mine...
3rd: At around 11 am just now, he had the cheek to come to my place, all smiling (smug is more like it) telling me that the error had been rectified and he was sorry for snapping at me. After spoiling my good mood, you can just smile and say sorry? Sorry mister! Go sell your tilam some place else... Sini tak laku...
Ok dah lepas geram.. :D
Back to the subject of mattresses.. tilam.. or lembek (Kelantan-speak)
I wonder if the uncle Tilam would buy back all the tilam in the guys dorm back in my high school. My goodness, I tell youuuu... those tilam's conditions were terrible.. full of holes! One look at those tilams and you'll lose your appetite for a week!
What's with guy's mattresses and holes, I wonder... I know of one tilam that is full of holes, and it's not a real mattress (the Mr. Tilam laa kan, who else).
So anyone care to explain about the holes?
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9 comments:
Use your wildest imagination...heeeeee
Woo.. yang cina tu jerit "tilam.. tilam.." is seriously jual tilam ke? I thought they meant "tiram !!.. tiram!!".. you know how Ah Beng pronounce things.. (just kidding)
Anyway, what were you doing in the boys hostel and observe the tilam condition there anyway? HHmm... *wonder*
By the way, jangan marah-mrah la... bulan Ramadhan ni..
I want say it ... but nanti masuk dalam 18 sx territory pulok comment ni ;-) .. hehehe.
sham & omecool20
please enlighten me...
:D
amir:
nieh syndrome tak cukup asap masuk ur brain ke? hehehe
mind u.. i dint go snooping around their hostel laa.. it was a homeroom visit - siap ada tourguide tuh.. hahaha
Binx,
Where got holes? Manaa adaa.
Guys! Back me up here!.
(Are you guys gonna let our biggest secret for the whole world to know?!)
..and you, young lady. Since when u sneaked around the boy's room nih?.
hmm.. i thought they masturbate in it..
heheehhe!
I was MRSM, too. At least, we didn't have holes in the tilam of the boys' hostel in Seremban.
They must have had very naughty boys at KT :-)
BTW thanks for the link
po:
no holes meh?
u, mr. lawyer, better not twist the facts lah.. so, start explaining please.... :D
shud:
girl, seeing is believing..
hey, share laa what u know..
:p
dsaint:
wah the kutu so byk ah to gig such holes.. hahaha
eh.. who nearly got raped? the girls ke u?
einazani:
issit.......?
totally depleted:
r u sure? i heard that it's a norm for every school/uni.. mesti ada at least 1 tilam with holes.. but then again maybe during ur time the tilam was still brand new and ppl were afraid to punch a hole innit..
;)
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