Thursday, October 20, 2005

Confession of a constipated Binx




I've been having this problem for ages. Some blame it on the fact that I don't take veggies. Some say that I don't drink enough water.

However, I know for a fact that I am not alone in facing this problem. This is due to the fact that this is a common problem, especially among women. In Japan, they even created a special pill to overcome the problem because it is quite common for Japanese women to experience this problem.

There was once when I didn't go to the toilet (for the #2) for almost 3 weeks! I've tried everything, from eating prunes (a huge tub of it!), drinking lots of water (a huge bottle every one hour), doing some exercise, to drinking green tea. None of those methods worked. During those awful 3 weeks, my stomach felt so damn bloated and my face was full of pimples, due to all the unflushed toxins in the body. It was not a beautiful sight indeed. In the end I had to succumbed to the laxative pump that you have to pump in through the 'back door'. Urrgh.. how I hate those pumps. However, it worked!

I am currently facing the same problem again. It has been a week since I last did the # 2. I did try to force it out, only to spend almost 30 minutes on the toilet throne without discharging anything. I nearly missed my terawikh that night because I was in the toilet for so long.

I have tried my usual coffee + milk trick last night to no avail. Mom had also prepared the green tea for me the other night and still no result. I have drank gazillions litres of water and ate lots of fruits. What else must I do to flush it out of my system?!

I am desperate now. Raya is closing in and I don't want to spend another raya covered with zits. Hence, anyone with any advice/suggestions?



binx: *muncung*


15 comments:

Unknown said...

Binx,

I'm facing the same problem too. Now that you've mention it, it's been 3 days already.Sayur ar....rasanya la kot. U know what....it's a bit painful, but my way is susu pekat cicah roti,haha, it alwiz work (4 me).Tapi sebelum tu rasa mcm perut nak pecah la.

My point is, mesti ade satu benda ur stomach cannot bear, sebab sometimes spirulina works 4 me. Raya? Yea, I know the feeling, been there :-(

kiezamy said...

binx, try eating chocolate with Pepsi/Coke..it works for me before, tp bukanlah masa tu mkn sbb nak pi toilet for the #2 pun. Tp it never fail to make me do some "investment"..hehehe..

*aper dah..pagi2 ckp psl yak plak..muahahaha..*

Lin said...

Maybe u shud see a Dr?

Unknown said...

julap, dear..julap

Anonymous said...

you've eaten everything imaginable! banana dah? papaya? how bout try to 'urut' ur tummy?

binx, klu rajin, see a doc. raya + zits = not a great combo.

Anonymous said...

u need to imagine it laa... think of it.. wills it.. wills it... hahahha.. u dont take vege.. dont drink enough water... its not major... but not being able to flush out is major...

binx said...

izira:

oh yeah u don't take veggie too kan..sekapal laa kita ek? errmm susu pekat + roti.. errrmmm.. i dun favour milk that much.. but if it means that i'll be able to flush it out after that i'll consider it.. thanks for the tips..

:D


kiezamny

actually i think i remembered going to the toilet everytime i drink coke.. however, i've stopped taking coke ages ago.. hmmm.. if things gets worse i'll run to the nearest 7-E to get a can.. thanks for sharing..

:D

binx said...

dsaint:

dude.. if eat at those places bukan for sure vomit ke? errmm i don't think i can even swallow it down my throat in the 1st place laa.. :p

thanks for the tips though..



lin:

a doc? errmm.. i did once.. and all he said was just to drink lots of water and eat veggies/fruits..

binx said...

bro jiwa:

julap ek? that would be my last resort. ermm can i mintak a yr supply of julap frm ur hospital? ;)


teek:

banana - everyday after berbuka & sahur.. just bought 3 kgs of fruits at petaling street tadi after class. hopefully that'll do the trick.

i massage my tummy every night.. i guess i need to stock-up on the acne cream laa kut.. :(

binx said...

dell:

imagine it? errmmm... 30 minutes on the throne.. thinking about it and pushing it out is not enuf eh? hhehehe.. ok i'll try it out soon... thanks buddy..

suzequatro said...

awww..poor u. i had that problem last time. but not as bad as you. now i eat a lot of vegies, drink plenty of water, eat green apples, yeaa..try green apple..it works for me. i eat green apple every morning. now i can smile going to the toilet.

Amiruddin Karim said...

Try makan telur separuh masak 4 biji.. and then minum teh tarik kaw kaw..

Nak lagi best.. sambil makan nasi lemak yg pedas..

see how that works..

Anonymous said...

constipation? ciannya... take more fibre...

binx said...

3six7:

dude.. u really sound like a doc laa.. one of ur many talents ke?

btw, thanks for the tips. will try the prune trick tomorrow morning.. yes yes i will try to change my diet..
:)



sooz:

green apple is one of my fav fruits. usually eat it after lunch. but since fasting dah tak makan plak. will try to imitate ur ritual after puasa.. thanks for the tips..
:)

binx said...

amir:

4 biji? byk tuh.. high cholestorol laa pulak nanti.. btw, i dun take teh tarik.. tak suka..

as for nasi lemak.. i never take lots of sambal with my nasi lemak coz i used to have gastrict when i was little and was used to only taking nasi lemak with telur, kacang n ikan bilis aje.. :D

thanks for the tips.. nanti i try k



anonymous:

thanks... yeah am doubling my fibre in take.. :)