Scene 1
As I was driving back home from work, I received a call from my cousin...
Cousin: You know what?
Me: What?
Cousin: I had a dream last nite...
Me: What was the dream about?
Cousin: I dreamt that you were pregnant!
Me: What?!!! How come I was in your dream?
Cousin: I don't know... I was actually thinking of myself getting pregnant before I went to sleep and tup tup muka you yang turned up in my dream... Enter frame betul!
Me: Hah!
Cousin: That's why I called.. So ARE YOU PREGNANT?
Me: I don't think so...
Cousin: Nevermind.. Let's just wait till the end of the month.. I really have a feeling that my dream will come true real soon....
Me: Riteeeee......
Scene 2
I was walking towards the photocopier machine and a colleague stopped me on the way and felt my tummy...
Colleague: Binx, are you pregnant?
Me: Huh? Where got!
Colleague: This looks like a bump....
Me: No larr.. that's just my perut buncit larr..
Colleague: Are you sure...?
Me: VERY sure...
Scene 3
I just love to eat assam and now I have bottles of assam on my workstation all the time. However, little did I know that my bottle of assam had raised some speculation about me...
Tea Lady: Awak ada asam atas meja ye?
Me: Ha ah laa kak.. Memang suka..
Tea Lady: Haa awak tau tak, the Legal Manager tuh pagi-pagi duk hendap meja awak..
Tea Lady: Dia siap panggil akak tadi cakap.. "Haa kak.. dah start makan assam dah budak nieh.. mesti dah berisi..."
Me: Ya Allah... like that osso can ah?
Scene 4
I was explaining to my boss about the current task at hand when I noticed that she was not actually listening to me and instead was actually looking at me with a funny expression on her face...
Me: What are you looking at?
Boss: Binx, are you alright?
Me: Yes, I'm fine thank you. Why did you asked?
Boss: Are you sure you are alright?
Me: Yes.. I feel fine... *confuse*
Boss: Are you pregnant?
Me: No! Why did you ask?
Boss: No... You look pregnant...! And I think you ARE pregnant!
Me: I don't think so..
Boss: Are you late?
Me: Well... yeah... but I don't think I'm pregnant...
Boss: You better check... *grinning happily*
Me: eerrm... okay....
So I was 'late' for almost 10 days.
Everyone thought that I WAS pregnant.
However, no.... I AM not pregnant.
I was LATE!
binx: stress stress.....
5 comments:
Dear Binx...
I know your feeling. Me and Tai-tai waited for 1 and 1/2 years before Aisyah was conceived. The hope and expectations will always be there, including speculations without fail every month. The pressure will mount, but fear not coz you have a loving husband that will always be by your side.
Remember...stress is not good if you plan to get pregnant!!!
Chill babe. Jangan stress, ok :)
Hhhmm..sabar2. Definitely understand what you're going thru ;)
Cheers!!! :D
ade rezeki ade eh. if not can always have fun makin them babies eh.
Dun stress, dear!
People will always make this kind of comments. Ignore them, or it may affect you.
One of my friends (who is still trying to conceive) had the pain of people talking about her being preggers when she wasn't, asking her when is junior coming, etc.
It was pretty painful for me to watch her go into depression after giving into the pressure and realising month after month that she wasn't yet pregnant.
So hang tough, don't let them annoy or affect you k? *big hug*
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