Any one of you ever stolen a glimpse at the newspaper that the person next to you was reading before? It can either be in the comfort of your own living room, in the office, while in the LRT, or even while waiting for your turn to see the doctor.
I have to admit that I sometimes do it too. Especially when the headline catches my attention (e.g the latest gossip ke kan.. ). It is just too irresistible.
However, I really wished that I could have slapped the lady that had stolen a glimpse (hah! yeah rite.. she was practically hogging it) while I was reading the paper (The Star) today.
I was reading the sports section when the irritating lady (IR) came over and took a seat next to me (on my right). Suddenly, I heard a screeching chair sound, indicating that the lady had closed the gap between us.
Binx: *reading*
IR: Ah.. paper...!
Binx: *turned to look at the lady.. then continued to read*
IR: Eh, there's a free seminar!! (while still chewing on her ground penuts)
(Her hand suddenly was in my face, pointing to the small advert on the top left corner of the paper)
Binx: *how rudeeeeeeeeeeee!*
Binx: Excuse me? *jeling*
IR: Oh, do you speak english?
Binx: *tarik2 rambut.. I'm reading an english newspaper for God's sake*
Binx: Uhuh.... Do you want to read my paper?
IR: Yes! Do you mind?
Binx: Do I mind? Of course not.. Please.. Read..
Binx: *you can stuff your face in it for all I care*
The next thing I know, she took out a pencil and started to solve the Sudoku puzzle!! Conteng punya conteng, she didn't even bother to ask me if I want my paper back. Finally, after she gave up with the puzzle, she tore the section out, folded the paper and slide it back to me and walked off!
Seriously, can it get any weirder than that?
binx: *still tarik rambut*
9 comments:
gosh, how rude!
Binx, you shud've ignored her instaed of offering it insincerely. Anyway, knowing you, that's always the case kan? What to do? U nvr take any of my advises anyway.......
dsaint:
how do u read terbalik?
;)
freak & geek:
exactly! terrible kan...
mr sombong:
how was i suppose to ignore her? her hand was in front of my face dah at that time maa...
i never take ur advice meh? seriously? hehehe...
ada gak orang camtu. I was gasp-ing sampai habis baca! Siap buat sudoku and took that secton tuh!!
*she was very lucky that you're not in your bad day*
Binx,
Actually u r rite. Don't need my advise. Coz remember when i always come to say hi to you. And remember ur reply? "GO AWAY!". U kan dah expert dah. Sorry. I forgot. :D
teek:
i wish i could ignore her, but she was too close to pretend that i didnt noticed her laa kan
mr sombong:
waaah.. chatty aren't we today.. :p
hey, i asked u to go away coz u weren't there to say hi.. u were trying to kacau me what..
:p
Binx,
remember the time u tot i was resigning? What were your words at the time?
Binx said,'Kalu ***(my name)*** resign, i also wanna resign!'
And i answered,'If i resign, at least i won't disturb u anymore.'
and u replied,'I don't care! I still wanna resign.'
So i guess u miss me disturbing u. Rite?
:p
MASTER BINX:
First time here. Nice place you have.
On this entry - try being a journalist. It'll get even wieder.
demonsinme:
hey.. thanks for hopping by... btw, it's ms binx..
;)
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