Old people say the darnest things (Part I)

I noticed that my last few post had been very mundane n down.... Can't help it if my daily routine actually affects my writting mood.

Anyway, it's time for a change. Because...

1. I've finished the quarterly consol a/c (finally!!)
2. I've had a good 12 hrs sleep last Sunday (yehaaa!!)
3. I've had a great massage after my sleep (yipee...!!)
4. Am going on a 2 weeks leave starting next Monday..

Celebrate? Nah.. it's too early to do that.. I still have lots of things to settle before I go for my long awaited break..

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A conversation between 3 elderly ladies on a Sunday evening, winding down after a massage session:-

Lady A: Wah budak-budak sekarang nieh.. asyik mengadap PC aje..
Lady B: Yeah tuh laa pasal.. At least time kita dulu banyak jugak activities lain..
Lady C: Last time I love to go swimming kat public pool kat Bangsar tuh..
Lady A: Oh.. really.. You went swimming? (in shocked) Pakai swimming suit and all laa?
Lady C: Yeah.. of course..
Lady A: You know.. last time I takut sangat nak go for a swim in the pool...
Lady B: How come? You can't swim ke?
Lady A: Eh.. no laaa.. I used to think that the pool will be contaminated with sperms..

"female in the pool.. attack!!!"

Lady C: So you thought it was dirty ke?
Lady A: Not just that.. I was afraid that I could get pregnant by swimming in the pool full of sperms...
Lady B: *lol* Laaaa... dia can swim inside kaaaa?
Lady A: Well, I was very innocent back then.. (blushing..)

Moral of the story: Always wear protection when you go out swimming...


binx: *rotflol* (still tak habis gelak pecah perut)