Confession of an innocent girl *winks*

Innocent moment # 1:

location: Gerai tepi jalan in Desa Serdang
time: a very long long time ago (1998 kut)

Everyone: bang nak order.. lapar nieh
Waiter: ok nak order apa?
Binx: ada menu tak bang?
Waiter: (handed the menu) ok.. nak order apa?
Binx: (checked out the menu)
Girl 1: nasi goreng pataya satu
Girl 2: mee goreng, tanak pedas, tanak udang, tanak sotong, nak sayur & ayam saja..
Guy 1: nasi daging masak merah
Binx: (spotted something new on the menu).. Huh???!!! Nasi goreng usa??? (read: like "ru-sa")..
Binx: nasi goreng apa tuh? (will a really innocent, confuse and blur look)
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Binx: hey... apa nieh? nasi goreng usa tuh apa? come on laa ppl...
Everyone: it's nasi goreng U.S.A laa.. not usa...
Binx: ooooOOOOOOO.... (arrgghhh....)



innocent moment #99:

location: 4th floor, college of business mgmt buidling, UNITEN
time: 8 am, Final presentation day

Feeling nervous..
Hates presentation..
Hates public speaking...
Stomach started to rhumble (maybe it was the morning coffee)
Headed for the nearest ladies room..

Did my business..
Walked out of the stall..
Washing hands..
Practised speech in front of the mirror

Suddenly a guy walked in
Stunned..
He froze.. I froze..
I jeling the guy..
He stepped back.. checked the sign..
Then walked out...

Binx: eeii... takkan tak gheti baca sign kut..
Binx: isn't it obvious...? issshhh...

Continued practising the final speech..
Satisfied...
Opened the toilet door..
Guy waiting outside the door..
Peered at the sign on the door

Binx: ooooopppsss..... sorry... (aarrrrrgggghhhhhh...)


innocent moment #1079:

location: Awana Kijal, Terengganu
day 2 of the great retreat

Blabber girl: girl u bawak ur knapsack eh...? can i tumpang my stuffs?
Binx: after what happened yesterday, of course im bringing my bag..
Binx: do you still trust me with ur stuffs ah girl?
Blabber girl: well.. do i have a choice..? hehhe.. of course i do laaa...
Blabber girl: (sumbat her camera, phone n etc into my knapsack)
(Walk, walk, climb, climb, laugh, laugh, snap, snap)
Binx: ah.. finally now we can rest... (sank into the lobby lounge chair)
Blabber girl: eh girl, can u pass me my phone..
Binx: (opened bag, search search..) eerrrkkk...
Blabber girl: (eyes wide open...) what now?
Binx: (pulled out the melted chocolate covered phone) ooopppssssss......
Blabber girl: haaaaaaaaaaaa?
Binx: sorry..... sorry.... sorry....
Binx: i terforgot that i left the half eaten Tobelerone in the bag....
Blabber girl: (shakes her head)
Binx: sorry?


innocent moment # 1080:

location: Kampung Cafe, Awana Kijal
day 3 - Final bfast

Uncle Dan: can I join you for bfast?
Everyone: of course, please do..
Uncle Dan: how's the trip so far?
Everyone: great.. yada yada yada
Uncle Dan: yada yada yada yada
(repeat 30 times)

suddenly there was silence............

Binx: (on cue - saw the news paper) the Pope died this morning
(note: was eagerly waiting for the moment the whole weekend.. tuned to CNN 1st thing every morning - "Pope dah mati ke?" was the 1st Q asked every morning)
Kidd: finally!!!
(note: Uncle Dan's a staunch Christian)
Blabber girl: (hard kick under the table with mata terbeliak)
Binx: (dlm hati) adoooooooooooiiiiiiiii.............
Kidd: (cover line) yeah laa... at least it ended his sufferring....



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