Conversation took place in the office pantry
Mrs. S: Eh did you see the Star this morning ah?
Binx: Errr, no.. not yet... (continue to eat her home cooked nasi goreng.. yummy..)
Mrs. S: A 26 year old girl was killed at The Curve..
Mr. I: Yeah... I read that one.. It's very tragic eh...
Binx: The Curve? Oooook.. What happened?
Mrs. S: The girl was stabbed... and the best part is they found cement next to her body..
Mr. I: So.. for sure it's a rape and murder case larr...
Binx: Huh? Cement? Raped? I thought they've suspected a construction worker as the murderer... (blank face)
Mrs. S & Mr. I: *ROTFLOL*
Binx: (still blank face and continue eating her b'fast)
Mrs. S: My goodness girl... it's semen with an "S" laaa.. not cement as in the one used in making bricks....
Binx: oooooOOOOOO....... no wonder larrr (blushing red... malu malu...)
Mr. I: Now we know how innocent you are, girl.
Binx: Me bit blur laaa this morning... (dang!!!! hits the head with the spoon..)
Mrs. S: *LOL*
Binx: hope the blur sotong syndrome doesn't last the whole day.... (maybe I've caught the bug from someone...*winks*)
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