What happens when you have very little sleep for over 2 days?
You become disoriented and it is hard for you to concentrate on even the easiest thing like reading emails - all 500 of them.
I was a wreck for the past 2 days for not getting enough sleep and over-working myself at work. It was a nightmare even trying to get myself to work. Penat sangat...
So, there I was, sitting on the toilet throne, trying to get myself together after the big group lunch.. eh.. silap.. dinner. I reached for the hose to clean up and pressed the the handle and my pee pee didn't get wet. So I pressed the handle again. Nothing...!
Then I realised that the handle was faced the other way around and, all the while, I have been spraying water on my pants!!!!!!
That was how I ended up with a freezing butt for the rest of the night in the freaking cold department.
binx: *shivers*
6 comments:
Nevermind darling...your butt is cute, even when it is freezing!
500?
Melady Binx:
Though this is unrelated to what you wrote, I gift it to you as a gift with a wish, present it to your spouse, significant others, children, brothers and/or sisters. Let them know that you love them much. Their smiles are my reward and prayers for my loved ones.
This place of yours is a mecca for good souls, and this pilgrim is blessed to have encountered it.
Thank you, and forgive me for the trouble.
WORRY NOT MY LOVE
Love,
worry not when it rains,
close your eyes and let go your pains,
and let all tears be slain,
happiness is yours to gain,
brought down by the my midnight saint,
helping this hands that have long been waned,
tugging away your nightmares chains.
Love,
hate you not the chilling winds,
let free yourself and feel it caress your chin,
put away all the ale and the gin,
welcome it with a great wide grin,
let not your mind dance in a spin,
for the winds come with a hint,
that haven is colored with my love as the paint.
you have a pee pee? *raise eyebrow*
p/s: pssttt sapa mamat jiwang ni lah. tak cuwak ke hehe.
Hahahaha..I had an experience going about in wet panties sebab the hose bocor. Sejuk ok?
d'arkampo:
:) rite back at ya
fairygodmother:
eh.. when lar did u check out my butt? hahaha.. nway, thanks!
:D
gravtkills:
yupss... sad but true dude..
demonsinme:
thanks!
dark lord:
pee pee not as in penis laa.. as in vajayjay.. ala.. whatever u want to call it lar kan..
:p
lion3ss:
ouwhh... sgt sejuk...
:D
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