Hey there Lil' Ariez,
I bet by the time you read this, you must be all grown up. Old enough to learn how to google your name on the net. :)
Well, I just wanted to pen down one of the most traumatic experience in your life (I bet you'll encounter more of it later in your life.. but trust me, you'd want to know this one), should your mummy forgets to relate this to you.
Today, like every other week for the past 3 weeks, I went to visit you and your mummy at your granny's house. And as always, you were busy sucking your hourly dosage of milk when I arrived. Your mummy wanted my help in designing the invitation card for your aqiqah and cukur jambul ceremony, since she's not IT enough to play around with the photoshop *winks*.
Half way through the process, when your mummy took a break for lunch, I heard a loud 'poop'ing sound next to me. Then you cranked up your usual tune for diaper change. I thought that was loud enough, but I didn't know that it can get even louder than that.
By the look on your mummy's panicked-stricken face, it was not like any other diaper change routine. There was blood all over your birdy, and it was flowing non-stop. Panic kejap everyone.. and your loud cry didn't help the situation at all (d'oh.. how else where you suppose to express your pain pun kan?)
Since your granny and your aunt were both shaking with terror, I offered to send you to the hospital. When I dropped her off at the emergency room, I told your mummy that I'll find her as soon as I parked the car. It was really easy to trace her whereabout actually. All I had to do was follow your loud screaming cry.. And I swear to God, dear boy, you sure know how to cry. I can't sit still outside in the emergency waiting room hearing you screaming in pain like that. Kesian sangat...
Anyway, what happened was that while your mummy was changing your diaper, your feet accidentally brushed off the small tube that covers your newly circumcised birdy. Tuh yang darah memancut tuh... You should have seen the look on your mummy's face when she thought she broke your birdy and destroyed your sex life for good. I should have snapped a picture at that moment kan, but then again I didn't want to be seen as an un-supportive friend pulak.
So Ariez, I hope there was no permanent damage done to your birdy. Just so you remember, I've seen it all... hehehe.. So you better be good to me or I'll tell your girlfriend all about it... :D
Hugs & kisses,
Aunty Binx
I bet by the time you read this, you must be all grown up. Old enough to learn how to google your name on the net. :)
Well, I just wanted to pen down one of the most traumatic experience in your life (I bet you'll encounter more of it later in your life.. but trust me, you'd want to know this one), should your mummy forgets to relate this to you.
Today, like every other week for the past 3 weeks, I went to visit you and your mummy at your granny's house. And as always, you were busy sucking your hourly dosage of milk when I arrived. Your mummy wanted my help in designing the invitation card for your aqiqah and cukur jambul ceremony, since she's not IT enough to play around with the photoshop *winks*.
Half way through the process, when your mummy took a break for lunch, I heard a loud 'poop'ing sound next to me. Then you cranked up your usual tune for diaper change. I thought that was loud enough, but I didn't know that it can get even louder than that.
By the look on your mummy's panicked-stricken face, it was not like any other diaper change routine. There was blood all over your birdy, and it was flowing non-stop. Panic kejap everyone.. and your loud cry didn't help the situation at all (d'oh.. how else where you suppose to express your pain pun kan?)
Since your granny and your aunt were both shaking with terror, I offered to send you to the hospital. When I dropped her off at the emergency room, I told your mummy that I'll find her as soon as I parked the car. It was really easy to trace her whereabout actually. All I had to do was follow your loud screaming cry.. And I swear to God, dear boy, you sure know how to cry. I can't sit still outside in the emergency waiting room hearing you screaming in pain like that. Kesian sangat...
Anyway, what happened was that while your mummy was changing your diaper, your feet accidentally brushed off the small tube that covers your newly circumcised birdy. Tuh yang darah memancut tuh... You should have seen the look on your mummy's face when she thought she broke your birdy and destroyed your sex life for good. I should have snapped a picture at that moment kan, but then again I didn't want to be seen as an un-supportive friend pulak.
So Ariez, I hope there was no permanent damage done to your birdy. Just so you remember, I've seen it all... hehehe.. So you better be good to me or I'll tell your girlfriend all about it... :D
Hugs & kisses,
Aunty Binx
6 comments:
"So you better be good to me or I'll tell your girlfriend all about it... :D"
is not ur Aunty Binx cute huh :-)
hope u google this one too :-)
HAHAHAHAHAH! Muahahahahaha. I love blackmail. Heheheh.
Dear Aunty Binx,
First of all, I would like to thank you so very much for sending me & the whole panicking entourage to the emergency on that historical day.
Why don't you and i make a 'date' at least once a month for a makan-makan; ur choice & definitely my treat....just don't tell my girlfriends la Aunty!
Mwahs,
Lil Ariez all grown up.
p/s: you can bring along Aunty Teek to the makan-makan oso. ;)
azer mantesa:
aunty binx mmg definitely cute
*lol*
doreen:
im crazy for blackmailing a 3-week old baby
hehehe
Lil Ariez a.k.a TEEK:
oits.. takde keje eh...
once i read the makan2 part je i knew it was u...
:p
will definitely tell the REAL areiz not to take u along.. nyehnyeh
Dear Aunty Binx,
Have I told you that you are the cutest, adorable, intelligent, funniest and most wonderful aunty I ever had?? If I haven't done so... well...you are,my dearest aunty binx... why not we do lunch after mommy's confinement n talk about .. u know.. err..deleting this entry for my... future sake??? well,i can get u a complete set of 'Prison Break' if you want.... ;)))
big,big bear hugs,
baby ariez
baby ariez:
wah.. still a baby and u already know how to bribe eh? ur mummy must have taught u that.. *winks*
make sure your mummy take me out for a good lunch and then we'll go frm there k
*hugs* u back
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